Just stop, nothing is more unattractive than making a duck face for a picture. It is not something you would do in “real life”, at least I hope not. There is nothing natural about the look. Super Models aren’t doing it, I don’t see celebrities in magazines doing it either. So where the eff did girls get the idea that this is a cool and attractive thing to do.
The only person on the world, allowed to do duck face:
Chuckin deuces in a picture. What is this proving? It no longer mean “peace” when your hand is sideways. Is this a natural way to show dominance among other male homosapiens? Are you trying to prove you have more “swagga” than all the other “haters”? To me, it shows how low on the food chain you should be. Tool level HIGH, outlook of being successful in life LOW.
I’m not talking about a few pictures here and there that you don’t feel like smiling for. No, some guys will refuse to smile in any single picture they are in. And you know you know this guy. Smiling makes them look weak. They think girls look at the picture and say “DAAAMN, who’s that guy?! He looks tough and mysterious. I want to sit on his face”.
The NOT-Candid “Candid”:
Pretending to be candid defeats the purpose of CANDID. A candid photo is very natural, a fake candid photo is pretty much the most unnatural thing I can think of. Its like those shitty commercials and advertisements where it is supposed be be real people, truly enjoying life or a product. Girls are the most guilty of this. “Take my camera, take a picture of us walking away and holding hands cause we are totally like BFFs and I want people to see how much better our friendship is over all of their friendships.” “Lets gaze into our eyes and pretend this camera isn’t next to us, and show everyone that we love eachother and no man could ever love us this way” The walking away picture only works in wedding photos. Stop making it any every day picture to try and be “cute”.
Seriously, this picture should’ve went down in flames with Myspace. That is all.
Seriously, stop trying to make yourself look better using photoshop. It’s still not helping. That unnatural blur you put on the picture, doesn’t make your skin look any better. No ones teeth are that white, lay off the paint brush tool. Your eyes aren’t even blue, so why are they in this picture, so stop trying to look like us natural beauties. The only tool you should be using in photoshop to edit your pictures is the crop tool, ya know, to crop your ugly face out.
Everyone tries to be original or funny on Halloween (or slutty for all the girls). No matter how hard people try to be original, they always fail.
The most irritating “I’m-going-to-have-the-best-costume-because-it’s-really-original-and-obscure-even-though-a-million-people-do-it-every-year” costume has to be QUAILMAN. The first person to every do this costume was a genius, the 20 million people to follow are unoriginal and not funny.
I’m no expert on speech or public speaking, but what really GRINDS MY GEARS is the over-use of “ya know” and “so”
Why does it seem that in many people’s everyday speech, we are just supposed to know, ya know?
WHY has “ya know” replaced where punctuation should go when we talk. Its like someone went into microsoft word in your brain and replaced all periods, comas and semi-colons with “ya know”.
“I was driving to the gym ya know on the way I saw a Wendy’s they have that new burger ya know with more meat ya know so instead of going to the gym I fed my fat-ass… ya know.
How about the seemingly new way to end your portion of a conversation. I notice this with way too many people, myself included. And I always hate when I catch my self doing this. After finishing a story, it seems to always be finished with a long drawn out “soooo..” until someone responds to what you say.
Now I bring this up because I recently began my masters degree. My class is mainly teachers, since I am going for educational leadership. Part of the class is a lot of discussion based on personal experiences. One of the people in my class ALWAYS has something to say, and a lot. Every story she tells is LITTERED with “ya know” and always finishes with “so”. in an approximately a 2 minute long story, “ya know” was said 15 times (yes I had a tally going). FIFTEEN TIMES! This person is teaching our youth. If you are no good at public speaking, you should not be teaching our youth. This next generation is going to have absolutely no speaking skills with some of these teachers and of course texting and social media.
Her is what it would’ve sounded like coming from that teacher.
“Now I bring this up because I recently began my masters degree ya know My class is mainly teachers ya know since I am going for educational leadership ya know Part of the class is a lot of discussion based on personal experiences ya know One of the people in my class ALWAYS has something to say ya know and a lot ya know Every story she tells is LITTERED with “ya know” and always finishes with “so” ya know in an approximately a 2 minute long story ya know “ya know” was said 15 times (yes I had a tally going) FIFTEEN TIMES ya know This person is teaching our youth ya know If you are no good at public speaking ya know you should not be teaching our youth ya know This next generation is going to have absolutely no speaking skills with some of these teachers and of course texting and social media…Sooo..”
I went to Rite Aid today because my body hates that its not above 80 anymore.
When I go there, typically I am sick, so I want to be in and out as quickly as possible.
Typically these places only have 1 register open, because most people get enough to fill a basket at the most.
I get in line and what is waiting at the register. A lady with 2 SHOPPING CARTS full of stuff. REALLY?! Who needs a shopping cart at a Pharmacy? I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW THEY HAD SHOPPING CARTS. If you need to get that much shit….go to a fucking grocery or department store! Have you noticed that the counter where you pay does not fit that much in a Pharmacy? Get out of my way and let me pay for my drugs!
Some people’s stupidity amazes me.
Here’s a reason why everyone makes fun of us.
This was a post on Animal Planet’s facebook page.
This is an adult writing this, not a 3 year old.
Bands: (Top 4 is set in order, the rest I haven’t put in order yet)
- Collective Soul (has been since ‘94)
- Our Lady Peace
- Foo Fighters
- 30 Seconds to Mars
- Bullet For My Valentine
- Them Crooked Vultures
- Rev Theory
- Sick Puppies
- Stone Sour
- 10 Years
- Evans Blue
Songs: (This was tough, but I think I did pretty good)
- Our Lady Peace - Are You Sad
- Collective Soul - Needs
- Shinedown - Lady So Devine
- Foo Fighters- Come Back
- Alter Bridge - Black Bird
- Them Crooked Vultures - Elephants
- Red - Already Over (Parts 1 & 2)
- Skillet - Savior
- Stone Sour - Zzyzx Rd
- Wolfmother - Joker and the Thief
- 30 Seconds to Mars - Hurricane
- Boston - Foreplay/Long Time
- Bullet for my Valentine - The End
- Collective Soul - The World I Know
- Better Than Ezra - Good
Albums (I tried desperately [and failed] to make this diverse, but I guess that’s why certain names are on here multiple times)
- Collective Soul - Collective Soul
- Collective Soul - Hints Allegations & Things Left Unsaid
- Our Lady Peace - Healthy in Paranoid Times
- Alter Bridge - ABIII
- Our Lady Peace - Gravity
- Our Lady Peace - Clumsy
- Shinedown - Us and Them
- Foo Fighters- Echoes, Silence, Patience and Grace
- Shinedown - Leave a Whisper
- Them Crooked Vultures - Them Crooked Vultures
- Third Eye Blind - Third Eye Blind
- Red - End of Silence
- 30 Seconds to Mars - This Is War
- Foo Fighters - The Colour and Shape
- Collective Soul - Disciplined Breakdown
I love Pop Tarts, but I have a few problems with them.
1. If they are filled with Jelly, why don’t we have to refrigerate them?
2. Why do they never go stale?
3. Why does the frosting never melt? What fucking frosting NEVER melts? Somehow it gets harder! (That’s what she said.)
WHAT THE HELL AM I PUTTING INTO MY BODY, AND CAN MY BODY EVEN DIGEST IT?!